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If you can’t get your fucking test to pass, maybe you are fucking around with the wrong test? #tdd (Inspired by http://bit.ly/bOv2kCa/a>)

Start working on code katas instead of gaming on your fucking PS3 to improve your lacking skills – http://osherove.com/tdd-kata-1/

If you’ve never done it, start to write a fucking compiler. The basics are way easier than you think. Start here – http://bit.ly/adqQeu

More often than not, it’s your fucking fault, not your compiler’s.

It’s not the programming language which is determining the crappiness of your code, it’s your apparent lack of skills.

TDD is no replacement for putting your fucking brain to work.

You can do without TDD. You can go faster without TDD. You’re a fucking genius. I can use any help I can get to write better software.

It’s easy to write crappy code in every fucking language.

Learn about a software development methodology by fucking following it instead of waxing about it.

Don’t return from the fucking middle of nowhere. Use one exit for your methods. Everything else will set you up for disaster later.